homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

0ffthefuckingheezay:

woahitschristen:

savandelsa:

pen1sbread:

aust1n-carlile:

i only reblog this because of the guy in the blue hoodie

omg

hes so excited 

HAHAHA

Hahahaha

ahahahahahaha

i-like-pigeons:

rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

true fashion

you, are very awesome indeed, my friend

siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too　

fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

sideofdork:

communismthrills:

Quoth the Raven

perfect.

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

assstiel:

assstiel:

You know what else is really supernatural on this show?
Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.

He’s so tall he must have his own satellite

painintheasgard:

theavengerrs:

assvenger:

hxcfairy:

I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.

Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.

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